Me. At least after what I've been through.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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