yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I could have mohawked her pubes.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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