Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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