We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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