you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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