Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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