real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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