ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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