What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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