I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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