i'm lost and i look like a hooker
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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