just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I deserve this hangover.
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