I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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