Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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