I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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