No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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