lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
