Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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