After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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