hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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