thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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