She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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