I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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