I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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