Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
