: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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