i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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