i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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