Only a mothe r could love this liver
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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