I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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