Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

Someone's got a whale tail

(1-314): View more from Missouri

A thong is hangin out?

(314): View more from Missouri

No, a fatty following them

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(248): View more from Michigan

just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy

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(701): View more from North Dakota

i want to fuck

(320): View more from Minnesota

?

(701): View more from North Dakota

it's pretty self explanatory

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.

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(406): View more from Montana

That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.

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(315): View more from New York

Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.

(208): View more from Idaho

I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.

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