And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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