Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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