dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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