i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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