I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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