he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I have fence marks all over my body
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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