and you said cock pushups were impossible
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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