Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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