The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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