I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
