Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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