no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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