I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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