So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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