i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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