why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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