Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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