My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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