Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
