he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize