Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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