toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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