I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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